4 Rules for Every Man & Boy At Home

Yes, I am queen of the castle. I live in the house with four men. While I do feel protected and loved most of the time, there are also times I wish I had my girls to back me up. There are some things men just don't understand about the way a woman lives. And, equally there are things that I don't understand about the way they try to make me live. Just in case any of you mamas are in the same situation that I'm in and the men in your house keep telling you that you're crazy, here is a list of issues that women who are the only queens of their castles experience.

1. Women Hate Dirty Bathrooms

Uhhhhh! Okay I know why I have to explain this. Men and boys stand to tinkle. That means they don't take time to look at anything other than the wall in front of them. Us ladies on the other hand, well you know, we sit. Listen-up boys! We see EVERYTHING. We see the pee drops in the front of the toilet. We see the gooey stain caused by you all continually using too much hand soap. We see it ALL when we sit. So, please stop making our bathroom dirty. Could you imagine going into a dirty men's urinal and having to sit on the toilet the man in front of you just peed on. It's gross. I digress.

2. Learn my Cycle, and Leave me the Hell Alone

It's as if we don't go through this every month. (Not to mention at the same time, EVERY month) Stop asking me what's wrong and just download a period tracking app on your phone. It only takes like five minutes and you can find one by clicking here. No, PMS is not an urban myth.3. Too Much Noise Annoys MeMen have a high tolerance for noise, women do not.4. My living room is not your Bachelor PadIn other words don't move my stuff....5. Soft music makes me feel good